21
Oct

fucksebastianstan:

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

at this point, i think marvel owes us a scene in the next avengers movie where natasha is like wHERE WERE ALL OF YOU?

"it was serious, clint" 
"yeah but i had a thing"
"PEOPLE DIED, CLINT.”

in an alternate scenario: clint is like “WELL YEAH I WAS BUSY. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ALL OF EURASIA GETTING WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH” “…no?” “YEAH. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THAT.”

Basically I want Clint to be like this

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Oct
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21
Oct

mtsilveronrs:

but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth

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21
Oct
  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time
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21
Oct

billiam-tho:

lifeismeanttobealittlemessy:

superiorescalator:

please watch this vine

billiam-tho

No but Frank actually does this tho :3

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21
Oct

marauders4evr:

sauronthenecromancer:

the-profuscus:

necturusmaculosus:

barackohanameansfamily:

dannybrony:

ask-mrbojangles:

bowlingalleymomma:

ourlifewithneo-x:

Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them. 

I love this

And for #7, make sure its like Febreeze or something. Then the room will smell pretty

These kids get 5 dollars from the tooth fairy? I only ever got from 25 cents to a dollar.

To be honest I was expecting these to get really dark and be like “cut out their tongue so they won’t scream at night” or something so I’m glad this didn’t turn out like I thought it would

u ok sarah

reblogging for that comment

at first i was gonna reblog this for any followers who gotta deal with babies but that comment made it ten times better

Every one of these looks great except the hammock. That looks like a concussion waiting to happen.

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21
Oct

seriouslyrachel:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

chaoswolf1982:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

maosandchayhem:

So I drive by this house every day on my way to work and it is definitely the Skeleton War HQ

Photo Source: [x]

THIS IS WHERE THE SKELETON WAR IS BEING FOUGHT

I find this post humerus.

I have a bone to pick with you about that pun…

dammmitdorian

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21
Oct
natnovna:

pizzasnachosbutts:

i think walmart got new candles

natnovna:

pizzasnachosbutts:

i think walmart got new candles

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21
Oct
jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:
his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:

his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

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21
Oct

stilinskilaurenobrien:

scoutprouvaire:

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

will reblog until this becomes an actual show

In the end they start dating each other

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21
Oct
ONE TIME WONDER: Two demons ➝ Crossroad Demon (2/2)
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21
Oct
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Oct
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21
Oct

singwithme2397:

the horror and concentration on his face

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21
Oct

mindfulambitions:

duckrunsagain:

run-like-a-zombie:

…I may or may not have teared up a bit reading this ;)

I needed this kind of inspiration today. :)

awww

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